
The Crumb Cap
We won’t lie, babies who are learning to eat solids really isn’t doing great things for the state of our kitchens. But the scientific alien look of the Crumb Cap is a little much, don’t you think? Although, it could have been useful for baby’s first birthday and that chocolate cake…!

BabyKeeper
The BabyKeeper is proud to offer you all the advantages of a baby carrier…without you actually having to wear the baby! If you’ve always dreamed of hanging your baby off a door, your wish has been granted!

Baby Mop
Tired of cleaning? Don’t despair! Put baby to work while you finally get to relax in this wonderful Baby Mop pajama! We wish we were joking!

Baby Knee Pads
Because apparently, our babies need protection to explore the house on hands and knees, the Baby Knee Pads finally solves this problem we never knew we had and allows your baby to move around the house safely.

Baby Bangs
You dream of seeing baby with beautiful flowing locks? The Baby Bangs allows you to turn this dream into a reality so your baby is the hairiest in town!

Diamond pacifier
For the modern baby with refined tastes, you can get this white gold pacifier incrusted with diamonds for the modest price of $ 17 000. What a bargain!

The Windi
Finally a solution to colic and uncomfortable gas! The Windi supposedly fits comfortably in your baby’s bottom and helps evacuate gas and prevent colic. Had we known, we would have gotten a Windi, or not!

MomFeed
With this one, we’re not really sure if we should laugh or cry. Let baby feed himself with the comforting hand of the MomFeed while you go about your business unencumbered. No comments!

Baby Bottom Fan
The Baby Bottom Fan claims to eliminate diaper rashes caused by humidity by ventilating baby’s bottom thanks to a portable fan at each diaper change. To make things even more enticing, the fan comes equipped with a perfume dispenser to eliminate odors. Right.

High heels for babies
Heelarious high heels for babies 0 to 6 months are perfect for babies who just can’t wait to be like mommy! Fortunately, these high-heeled baby shoes are NOT made for walking.